Frequently Asked Questions

What does FAQS stand for?

Ha ha, good question. Frequently Asked Questions, or our assumption of what people might ask us. If you do have a question about sizes, products, what wetsuit to use in Morocco, will I get my laptop in this back pack, can I exchange my t-shirt if I don’t like it etc, then give us a call, chat to us live online or pop us over an e-mail. Of course if you do fancy a scroll down to see if your question has already been answered, go for it.

How much is postage?

It all depends on the size of your goods, where you live and how quickly you need it. You can view all prices here. If you have a request you can contact us here.

I am coming to Newquay, can I pick my product up in person?

Of course! Pop by and say hi. Make sure you give us a call before to make sure we have it in stock, call 01637 851 403.

Do you offer vouchers?

Yes we do, and they make ideal gifts for Christmas, Birthdays and special occasions.

I’m lost I was looking at booking my surf adventure somewhere really hot?!

Hey no problem, you probably stumbled onto our shop website by mistake. For all your surfing adventures all over the world go to Errant Surf Holidays website.

Why would you not recommend becoming a living vampire?

I would never condemn a non-vampire to a life of endless cravings which can never really be satisfied, the loneliness and exile one feels because you hurt your friends and loved ones, not to mention you can never truly trust anyone. Living vampires are not immortal, all can go out in the sunlight but usually the effects of the light cause headaches and burning eyes. Living vampires who drink blood can contract diseases from the blood they drink, and they always have to worry about where their next donation is coming from and what it will do to the victim. Psychic vampires are usually overly sensitive, which includes sometimes frightening rushes of emotion and mental anguish. In the long run, you are much better off as what you were born into. Follow nature…it usually knows best.

Why are Goths depressed?

Not all Goths are depressed, just as not all cheerleaders are airheads, not all nerds are ugly, not all surfers are bums with long blond hair. These are stereotypes, which are often very harmful to other people. Granted, some Goths are depressed, but so are non-Goths. There is no empirical data that suggests that people who are involved in Goth culture are more depressed than people involved in any other culture.